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THE FRESHMAN FIFTEEN - Freshmen: Get'em before they get fat.


TAGS: krispy kreme freshmen freshman donuts fat pancakes
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Eltarian - August 11, 2012, 4:38 am
Krispy Kreme Donuts + Freshmen = One good hole deserves another
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:30 pm
Congratulations to the worst Motifake ever made. You deserve it!


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




LETS GO GET SOME BBQ - and get bizzy!




AAAHHH!!! -


TAGS: fresh prince bel air will smith dj jazzy jazz jeff tv sitcom
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Dustin Marthington

w00t - August 12, 2009, 3:43 pm
Jazz ftw!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:28 am
I think he's made entirely out of VIDEO!
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 8:59 pm
Now, will the caption be throw out after him?


FOOD FOR THOUGHT -




CHILDCARE -




COUGARS - They won't stop at anything to get fresh meat.


TAGS: fresh meat cougar bride groom
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Marlfox - December 23, 2010, 12:17 pm
you know it


THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


IN 10,000 YEARS - It will still be fresh and tasty...


TAGS: twinky fresh
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

ughomer - November 19, 2012, 12:36 pm
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! Swampy, yo' funny!


NEW YORK -


TAGS: pineapple fresh produce
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by andre33

SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:26 pm
That's one I haven't tried. If ou have, I'd love to hear about your experience or see the vid.


Gotta Know -


TAGS: sleep feelings refreshed bed day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!


IS THERE EVER -


TAGS: refreshing beverage demonstrators
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 12:40 pm
lol i do too
50cal - February 8, 2011, 12:14 am
5l.... Wonder what happened next!


JAKE'S WEDDING - best food ever at the reception


TAGS: nothing like fresh
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:43 pm
Is That A Winchester ?
R.S.Jake - March 19, 2010, 3:00 pm
Well, you know, I'm just tired of putting up with her shit. :) (just kidding honey!)
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:53 pm
My god jake, thats your wife and you will trade that for whiskey? Man, gimme a minute im going to the store!


RECYCLING OPPORTUNISTS -


TAGS: talk about fresh meat
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by culos

Zealot - November 12, 2010, 3:06 pm
I gotta go hug my dog now 1l
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm hungry for Kung Pao. Anyone else? Anyone?
darkxlord - November 12, 2010, 9:46 am
hahaha me likes


HELL - You are burning in it.


TAGS: jews orange jews freshly squeezed orange jews hell
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by J-Bob

fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
Tunnels: for when one is lacking a sense of humour.
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 8:19 pm
yeah, isn't laughing one of the seven deadly sins? You know, along with swallowing your gum and biting your nails.
Sir - September 17, 2008, 2:51 pm
but thats where they end up anyway
meh - June 10, 2008, 12:22 am
we don't
Jungie - June 10, 2008, 12:21 am
I thought Jews didn't believe in hell?


A breath of fresh air -


TAGS: breath fresh air bunnies
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - September 13, 2015, 2:14 pm
Oh GAAAWWWWD!!!!!!! That's waffle!!!!!!! 5 LOL lions
lgvernon - September 12, 2015, 5:26 pm

I love this!
concern3 - September 12, 2015, 11:11 am
Rer I love word games
MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:26 am
5L's and a 3 wha wha whaaaas


CUSTOMER FEEDBACK - Most Businesses Take It Very Seriously




CHILLIN' OUT MAXIN' RELAXIN' ALL COOL - And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school


TAGS: fresh prince
Rating: 1.86/5

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FRESH AIR -


TAGS: fresh air horse flavor wtf
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by steph1

hangmanheadphones - February 27, 2011, 4:07 am
I think it's a breath spray. It's flavored see, not scented. Doesn't make it any less strange.


MEMORIES - Ahh... remeber your sons' freshman year?


TAGS: memories son freshman school
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 7:18 pm
Thank you and thank you and bahaha!
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:01 pm
I can't fly, but I reckon I've got the biggest burp thing down pretty good.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 3:36 pm
Ya Second That.
spypengen - May 28, 2012, 3:01 pm
5L for being human and making a mistake...and good poster also
MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 1:51 pm
Thanks mao but it's still embarrassing all the same. I hate to make errors on the final product for the site :(
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 11:46 am
Hey Mistakes Well Happen.
MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 11:07 am
Proof reading fail. Sorry, my fault,I relied on a freshman :(


OFFICE REFRESHMENT - Every office should have one of these.




Gushy gushy goo -




CARLTON! -




INSPIRATION -


TAGS: corrected inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:28 pm
Ironically, this is a resubmission with a typo fixed...it's scored lower than the original. What is in that typo that people liked so much more?


FRESHMEN ON FACEBOOK -




COLLEGE -




FLOWERS -


TAGS: fresh innosence cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

corbett06 - August 20, 2010, 10:47 pm
drool...O.o


FLOW -




NOT FRESH ENOUGH! - The pruning...the fertilizing...the weeding! What the HELL am I doing wrong!?




INSPIRATION -


TAGS: inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:33 am
I wonder if they would let me resubmit this.
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:32 am
Damn typos...my mortal foes.
Player_Meyer - October 12, 2009, 10:30 am
Looked upon *BY* millions... Clever poster though... 4L
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:19 am
No worries. You can't win them all, right? Well...you can. lol
Arrogant Knight - October 12, 2009, 10:17 am
Sorry about the other poster, Mr. B. I thought it was great, if that helps at all.


MESSED UP MY FRESH PRINCE TUNNEL - What a bunch of cocks!


TAGS: fresh prince bel air will smith tunnel
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Duffy

NREEEOW - January 1, 2009, 12:28 pm
You are SO image!
NREEEOW - January 1, 2009, 12:28 pm
Bitch!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 2, 2008, 8:08 am
--much for the value of nostalgia these days. In my book, 90% accuracy coupled with fondness trumps just googling it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 2, 2008, 8:07 am
What gets me is that the lyrics, while inaccurate, still rhyme and fit the meter. Also, if someone got it that close but not perfect, then they were most likely using their memory, their fond memory, of the show, as opposed to looking up the lyrics. So
Ryan - November 2, 2008, 1:16 am
i think he was whining about the failed line to the fresh prince theme...supposed to be started makin' trouble in my neighborhood as opposed to started causing problems in the neighborhood
raen - September 18, 2008, 3:45 pm
The tunnel was pretty fuckin cool til you fucked it up with your whining... pussy v,v


DAUGHTERS - Dropping Them Off For College Is No Joke




WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD - started making troble in my neighborhood




DAMN - I was just about to whistle for a cab.


TAGS: fresh prince
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Larry



THE 90'S - Yea, they actually happened.




SHE GAVE ME A KISS - and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."




I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT - And my mom got scared.


TAGS: fresh prince
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Sevi



C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER -




WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS... - they were up to no good; started making trouble in my neighborhood.


TAGS: fresh prince
Rating: 1.52/5

More motifakes by Larry

Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 7:29 pm
And said "Your're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air."
Absoludicrous - August 29, 2008, 3:46 pm
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 11, 2008, 10:36 am
I love where this is going. Best. Tunnel. Ever.


BUT WAIT I HEAR - they're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?




Boneless Chicken -


TAGS: boneless chicken fresh eggs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 5:28 pm
Worked at a fast food place once. You don't know how true that is...Mc(cough)muffin...would you like that mcfetusized?
spacedog - April 14, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice.


ADOPTION - Fresh ideas are melting to the ocean of stagnation




Fresh salsa -


TAGS: fresh salsa tortilla
Rating: 4.73/5
chickenlittle - September 9, 2013, 7:34 pm
My icon isn't showing up here for some reason, I think it was sitting on my screen too long before I submitted it.


Air Source One -


TAGS: air force one urinal freshener
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 8:03 pm
It removes all odors and culpability.


IDEALISM -


TAGS: fresh out of college
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 11:11 am
It isn't till the old war horses laugh that you realize how woefully prepared you are for life
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 10:46 pm
Very nicely done.


SHE SAID SHE WAS WORKING LATE... - Working on WHAT I wanna know?


TAGS: mentos the fresh maker
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - June 16, 2010, 9:37 pm
he who speak with fork tongue, tell lies, he who speak with fish breath, was seen having lunch with your wife


Dragon Fruit -




BULL BAR -


TAGS: if only it came in fresh blood color
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

CANADA - October 20, 2009, 5:17 pm
wow! that must be one tough smart car!


FRESH - Not sure this is a FAIL, seems FRESH to me


TAGS: fail fresh frog
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by culos

Jerica - October 29, 2008, 4:12 pm
holy shit!...is that thing real? like..is it dead this just baffles my mind


I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT - and my mom got scared


TAGS: will smith fresh prince
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Ibdc

aPauling - August 27, 2008, 5:14 pm
Very much a repeat!


WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS - They were up to no good! Started making trouble in my neighborhood!




JUST CURIOUS -


TAGS: air fresheners forest of little trees hide smell dead bodies
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

DirtyOldMan - March 21, 2016, 9:07 am
I am pretty sure Lye can cover up a smell. Also, MissDizz, burning a body is very hard. Don't ask me how i know :')
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:53 pm
Very funny, An UP yours
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:53 pm
Very funny, An UP yours
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 12:59 pm

I could smell it on me: my hair, skin, in my nose. And my clothes either went directly into the wash, or to the dry cleaners in a black trash bag. They knew what to expect.
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 12:56 pm

Worked homicides as a detective for a long time. The enclosed decomps (in cars or buildings), were the worst. I characterized the smell as a 'greasy stink'. It didnt bother me because I had a job to do, but afterward, I headed straight for the shower!
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 11:45 am
Of course I would know, who else? LOL! Don't ask me why, they always send an ambulance no matter how 'dead' the body is! WTF po-po???? Cancel us next time, ya?! LOL!
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 11:28 am
Nice of you to give Sly expert advice, dizz ;)
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 10:32 am
Sorry Silvy. The only effective cover up for the smell of a decomposing corpse is 4+ feet of dirt. You can always burn it. ^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 10:20 am
^^^^^


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